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"Flogging the dolphin"
"Polishing the gun"
"Choking the chicken" (one of my
personal favorites)
"Educating the cheetah" (Tarzan only)
"Swinging on the vine" (Another
Tarzan one)
"Sharpening the sword" (or "stroking the shword" if you belong to a certain group)
"Mopping the floor"
"Wind-surfing on Mt. Baldy"
"Making the turtle come out of
his shell"
"Cleaning the pipes"
"Slapping the salami"
"Beating the
meat"
"Taming the one-eyed monster"
"Saluting the general"
"Hailing
the chief"
"Beating around the bush"
"Chasing the weasel"
"Riding the
merry-go-round"
"Trimming the hedge"
"Draining the pool"
"Hammering
the nail"
"Painting the fence"
"Stroking the rabbit" (El Conejo!)
"Reving
the engine"
"Stoking the fire"
"Grinding the gears"
"Spanking the Monkey"
"Slamming the Door"
"Poaching the egg"
"Dumping the truck"
"Setting
the clock"
"Punishing the chestnuts"
"Boiling the lobster"
"Floating the
boat"
"Turning the crank"
"Yanking the chain"
"Watering the oyster bed"
"Wobbling the Jell-o."
"Handling the package" (with care)
"Frying the fish"
"Banging on the drum"
"Giving it a little 'how's your father'"
"Turning the signal"
(you know who you are)
"Punching the puppy"
"Peddling the bike"
"Pumping the throttle"
"Erecting the statue"
"Paddling the canoe"
"Picking the flower"
"Dotting
the I"
"Crossing the T"
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Things That Just Sound Dirty
(if your mind is in the gutter)
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"Vacuuming the rug"
"Sucking on the lollypop"
"Cherry Pops"
"Tit
mouse"
"Red-breasted robin"
"White-rumped shaman"
"Vibrate"
"Quiver"
"Fill 'er up"
"Ding Dongs"
"Ho-ho's"
"Twinkies"
"George Bush"
"Monkey"
"Cockatoo"
"NIKE: Just do it"
"Emergency flashers"
"Dick Buttkiss"
"Going to Dallas"
"Pianist"
"Homeless bum"
"Bowling balls"
"Uranus"
"Venus"
"Full moon"
"Tasty"
"Screw driver"
"Undercover"
"Bongo drumming"
"Logorythms"
"Bobbing for apples"
"Beef steak"
"Rump
roast"
"Chicken breast"
"Hammer"
"Nail"
"Screw"
"Bonk/Boink"
Kiss Robby's ass! Or just go to his website. Click below.
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